Crude Crumbs Postal Brownie Box
How would you like your message delivered.
Brownie Card = 4 brownie fingers + postcard
Big Brownie Box = 8 brownie fingers + a postcard
Mug = Sassy hydration support
More brownie. More attitude. No occasion required.
The Crude Crumbs Postal Brownie Box delivers a full 1kg of rich, fudgy chocolate brownie straight through the letterbox — no missed parcels, no forced small talk, just serious brownie business.
Inside the box, you’ll find your chosen postcard featuring a quote from Savage, Sassy, or Soulful Veronica. Pick the tone that fits — brutally honest, cheeky and defiant, or quietly comforting. Your personal message is added to the back of the card for a proper finishing touch.
Send it as one glorious slab or have it cut into neat fingers for easy sharing (or very intentional non-sharing). Either way, this is a brownie delivery that makes an immediate impact.
Perfect for:
Birthdays • Bad weeks • Celebrations • Thank yous • Office treats • “Just because” moments
What you get:
• A generous 1kg handcrafted chocolate brownie
• Crude Crumbs presentation box
• Chosen Veronica quote postcard (Savage, Sassy, or Soulful)
• Optional slab or finger-cut format
• Freshly baked to order & delivered nationwide