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Christmas Brownie Card

£12.00

Send a Christmas card they can actually eat. Our Christmas Brownie Card is a half-kilo slab of luxury chocolate brownie delivered straight through the letterbox — no missed parcels, no awkward neighbours, just pure fudgy joy.

The box opens like a festive greeting card and includes your chosen postcard. Pick your quote from Savage, Sassy, or Soulful Veronica — whether you want full chaos, cheeky charm, or something warm and uplifting, there’s a message for everyone. Your personal note is added to the back of the card too.

Choose whether to send it as one glorious slab or pre-cut into fingers for easy sharing (or strategic hiding).

Freshly baked, beautifully boxed, and guaranteed to make someone’s Christmas instantly better.

Perfect for:
Secret Santa • Colleagues • Best mates • Teachers • Family • Anyone who deserves a festive pick-me-up

What you get:

  • Half-kilo handcrafted brownie

  • Fits through most UK letterboxes

  • Opens like a card with postcard included

  • Choose a quote from Savage, Sassy, or Soulful Veronica

  • Option of whole slab or fingers

  • Freshly baked to order & delivered nationwide

Christmas Brownie Card
£12.00