{"product_id":"brownie-card","title":"Brownie Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"399\" data-end=\"435\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSend a card they can actually eat\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"644\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eCrude Crumbs Brownie Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a generous slab of rich, fudgy chocolate brownie delivered straight through the letterbox, no missed parcels, no awkward neighbours, just unapologetic indulgence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eThe box opens like a greeting card and includes your chosen postcard. Pick your quote from \u003cstrong data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"780\"\u003eSavage, Sassy, or Soulful, \u003c\/strong\u003ewhether you want dark humour, cheeky honesty, or something a little more heartfelt, there’s a message to match the mood. Your personal note is added to the back of the card too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eChoose whether to send it as \u003cstrong data-start=\"998\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003eone glorious slab\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1047\"\u003epre-cut into fingers\u003c\/strong\u003e for easy sharing (or strategic hiding).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eFreshly baked, beautifully boxed, and guaranteed to make someone’s day instantly better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eBirthdays • Tough weeks • Congratulations • Thank you's • Just because • Anyone who deserves brownies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1483\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003e• Generous handcrafted chocolate brownie\u003cbr data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003e• Crude Crumbs presentation box\u003cbr data-start=\"1403\" data-end=\"1406\"\u003e• Chosen quote postcard\u003cbr data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003e• Optional personal message\u003cbr data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003e• Nationwide delivery\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crude Crumbs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57173601681795,"sku":null,"price":14.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/6601\/8691\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jan_13_2026_03_16_28_PM.png?v=1768317440","url":"https:\/\/www.crudecrumbs.co.uk\/products\/brownie-card","provider":"Crude Crumbs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}