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From menopause brain fog and feminine rage to school runs, exhaustion and hiding from everyone in the kitchen for five minutes of peace — these gifts say exactly what she’s thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"my-patience-left-three-coffees-ago-1","title":"My Patience Left Three Coffees Ago","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"My Patience Left Three Coffees Ago\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"491\"\u003eSay what you’re really thinking without having to type the awkward message yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"584\"\u003eChoose your format:\u003cbr\u003e• Letterbox Brownie Card\u003cbr data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"545\"\u003e• Full Brownie Box\u003cbr data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"568\"\u003e• Matching Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eHandmade in York using real chocolate, real butter and zero boring energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"784\"\u003ePerfect for 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